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D inah was not a Christmas cook. Her ...

Our round-up of the funny, fascinating and unusual stories this fortnight

Betty Middleton had only moved in two weeks earlier, but already she was starting to annoy me with her frequent knocks at my back door. “Would you like a slice of my lemon drizzle? It’s home-made!” No

A village hall mystery doesn’t quite go to plan

I loved my gown, just not the body in it. But I had a plan to change that...