Matt gets sweaty with new ride. In some woods. With other men…

ROYAL ENFIELD BEAR 650 2708 MILES

Kawasaki quietly gets on with the job. Any job

The BMW R1300RS ASA departs – but it hasn’t been a total love-in

Phenomenally fast, impossibly complicated and bloody pricey, have the latest high-end superbikes completely jumped the shark? Or can today’s litre bikes still relate to regular road riders?

The sky is overcast, and being somewhere on a single track road near the bottom of the Lake District’s Hardknott Pass at 11pm, that dark is reliably inky, unbothered by even the barest lumen of ambien