JUST FOR FUN
What if we threw some of our fave telly shows together?
STRICTLY COME NAKED
TV shows: Strictly Come Dancing/ Naked Attraction. What a way to get the younger generation into the Argentine tango! Instead of all the glitzy costumes, they’d all do the salsa in the nude, with points for technicality, showmanship and wobbly bits.
Special feature: The champions will still win the Strictly Glitterball(s) trophy…
THE ONLY WAY IS SURVIVOR IN CHELSEA SHORE
TV shows: The Only Way Is Essex/Made in Chelsea/Survivor/Geordie Shore. The cast of MIC and TOWIE form two tribes of castaways marooned in Newcastle, where they have to fend for themselves.
Special feature: They’re slowly eliminated by the stars of Geordie Shore.
MARRIED AT FIRST LIGHT
TV shows: Married at First Sight/ Take Me Out.
A line of potential brides or grooms listen to a singleton tell them about themselves. The singleton has to marry the last one with their light on.
Special feature: The catchphrases, obv. No likey, no wifey! Let the fingerseethering. Or how about: Areyou ‘I do’ or ‘I don’t’?
APPRENTICE ISLAND
TV shows: The Apprentice/ Love Island. Money-hungry contestants wearing swimwear move to an exotic island where they have to find their ideal business partner and fight it out during challenges. Will they make money… or lurve?
Special feature: Once aweek, one gets fired in the Beach Hut by Alan Sugar in amankini. Or maybe even Donald Trump!
