The do-over
The octopus stays, though
It’s been 20 years since the iconic festive film was released, introducing us to Hugh Grant’s dancing, lobster nativity costumes and Keira Knightley’s baker boy hat. But what would the classic look like if it was given a reboot today?
What? The Harry and Mia cheating scandal
In the revival: Harry would still cheat on Karen. Sorry. But instead of a long, drawn-out affair, Mia would just give Harry a discount for her OnlyFans account (she’s making a killing, btw) and Karen would find out through their joint online bank account. *Sob*.
What? Body-shaming Natalie for herweight
In the revival: fat shaming is so 2000s (and even then it shouldn’t have happened), so Natalie’s appearance doesn’t come into it – and neither does a romance with David. Talk about an imbalanced power dynamic.
What? Jamie and Aurelia’s relationship that made zero sense
In the revival: instead of Jamie dating Aurelia, she’d work in a neighbouring village and they’d match on Hinge. After several failed attempts at dates with the help of Duolingo, they realise they don’t actually have anything in common and end things before NYE. At least Jamie’s nephews will see him this year.
What? Peter and Juliet’s unattainable mews home
In the revival: forget the stunning Notting Hill abode. Rising house prices mean that the couple find themselves living in a shared property, unable to fund their dream wedding. Oh, and instead of banoffee pie, Juliet offers Mark a gluten-free vegan pa
