“even dropping dead on the spot would have seemed overly aggressive on my part”

The Doc’s half-arsed training’s not even fooling himself

The Doc’s friend Bernard lives for stoicism bragging rights

The Doc hails the dizzying insanity of sport’s most dazzling spectacle

The Doc weighs up the mixed blessing of cycling gadgets

The Doc takes a ride down memory lane – for the 2,000th time...

Staying cool when a big name turns up at your local race is mandatory