“i’ve always wondered how commentators would get on if they tried to be sports directors”

Organised chaos and hot stress. That’s the first thing that comes to mind when I think of the Tour de France. Then I worry if I will have enough shirts to last over four weeks on the road covering fir

The Doc decides that most cycling disciplines are all a little bit unusual

Too fast to fettle: the Doc isn’t a stickler for set-ups

The Doc would be too paranoid to enjoy being as good as Pogačar

The UCI should allow the separation of pro-race bikes from mass-market bikes. That way, the pros would enjoy better-suited bikes and so would we. At the minute, even the most dedicated race machine is

The Doc wilts in the ferocity of the commuter games