Putting on a one-woman pity parade

Claudia Savage-Gore watches her friends succumb to lust

NICK FROST AS HORROR STAR

Wednesday, Thursday 9.00pm ITV1

It’s a dog’s life for Jessica (Megan Stalter). ...

Much to his own wife’s relief, author Peter Swanson has just used his imagination — and a love of Hitchcock — to fire his latest thriller about a failing marriage

SOMEHOW — DECADES AFTER THE ORIGINAL CULT-CLASSIC — A GANG OF LUNATICS HAVE REMADE THE TOXIC AVENGER . AS THE POLLUTED MUTANT RAMPAGES ANEW, WE DELVE INTO THE SLIME