THE WEEK IN PICTURES
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THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SIT ON A PUMPKIN, HEIDI
PUMPKIN PATCH
If we’ve told Heidi Pratt once, we’ve told her a million times – be careful where you park your bottom. But would she listen? Oh no. Now she’s got a bumpkin on her hands. Spencer’s going to need to get in there and start carving her a way out. What a treat!
DO NOT DO KARAOKE WITH ROBBIE
KNOBWORTH
Well, this is not something you expect to see on a Tuesday afternoon. Mr Willy-ams, that’s one impressive MICRO-penis you have there. We’d certainly be happy to let you entertain us, but we really don’t want a cock DJ. So, put it away, there are kids watching.
GREG’S A BARROW OF LAUGHS
THE GARDEN SHED
Poor Greg James, it’s wheely tiring being such a fantastically tall and well-loved DJ and presenter. He was just having an autumn garden clean-up when the need for a little break overwhelmed him. We’ll just leaf him to it and hope someone’s making him a cuppa.
ANTON DU BACK BEND
LA LA LAND
Now he’s officially the nation’s favourite judge, Anton Du Beke can swan about dancing the pants off whoever he likes. So, when he stumbled upon Ruth Langsford looking distinctly in need of a waltz, he gave her a bit of what she’s not getting at Holmes.
GWEN, YOU GROW GIRL!
THE BUSHES
It’s a little-known fact that Ms Stefani loves nothing more than a mooch around Homebase. Here she is, getting ready to run home and break out her new bush for hubby Blake. He loves a root around her lady garden as much as we do.
EMMA CORRIN: FIRST PRIZE AT THE FUN FAIR
A FAIRGROUND, OBVS
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