Giles Kime presents a dramatis personae of 21st-century nuptials

1. Crisis point for Beatrice and Eugenie As ...

She’s found Mr Right again and is planning to cash in with a TV special

The exes plan to get hitched at the same time

And as Victoria struggles with the ongoing family fallout, the threat of a tell-all book about the Beckhams looms...

There’s tension at the Palace, as the Princess attempts to steer the monarchy out of scandal