THE WEEK IN PICTURES
RYLAN: ‘I’VE FOUND MY MOUTH TWIN’
Well, Mr Clark, we think you’re really very clever because, in a sea of celebrities and normal folk, you’ve managed to find your identical mouth twin in Zippy. Blimey, you make a fangtastic couple – people will be able to see those pearly whites from up above the streets and houses.
J-LO: ‘I’M TAKING THIS ONE HOME FOR BEN’
It’s a little-known fact that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck love nothing more than spending the evening indulging in a spot of tambourining. She’s phoned home to tell him she’s coming back with a new set of jingles, and he’s getting his janglies out in preparation.
MICHELLE HEAT-ON A ROLLER COASTER
We thought she was supposed to be on tour, so you can imagine how furious we were when we saw Michelle taking absolute Liberties and enjoying herself at a theme park. Why don’t you “work it a little bit” and get back to the day job, love?
EVA: ‘I PROMISED RYAN A THREESOME’
Never one to go back on a pinky promise, Eva Mendes told her in-house Ken that as a reward for all that Barbie cash he’s making, they could ramp up the bedroom antics. Being the savvy lady she is, she’s bringing home the best woman for the job – herself. Golly, Gosling, isn’t he in for a treat!
MEL B’S HAVING A CIG-A-CIG-AH
She might be one-fifth of the most famous girl group of all time, but sometimes Scary Spice just wants to be Melanie from Leeds and enjoy the simple pleasures in life. And yes, that involves wearin
