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THE WEEK IN PICTURES
KIM BUILDS HER PERFECT MAN
When your love life’s been as turbulent as Lady Kardashian’s, at some point you have to say, “Sod it, I’ll construct my ideal partner out of snow.” Sure, he’s abit of amelt, but on the plus side, they love going out on the piste together.
SAM FAIERS: THE TAXI DIARIES
There’s only so much Mummy-ing that one person can do and, once that diary is well and truly filled, you need to branch out. Learning a new skill is a great way to fill your time while the kids are at school – here’s Sam playing her pretend recorder while her PA studies for The Knowledge.
ROD: ‘IF YOU WANT MY BOTTLE AND YA THINK I’M SEXY…’
Everyone knows that there’s nothing more exciting that seeing an ageing rocker outside a Tesco promising you the night of your life by holding aloft a bottle of Echo Falls’ finest. Unfortunately for us, this floral-scarf-clad stud, aka Rod Stewart, belongs to Penny Lancaster. Sad times.
YOU’RE SUCH A HOOT, SALMA!
No, really, Salma Hayek, you’ve got an enormous grey owl on your head. Maybe it’s confused regular tree with celebri-tree or just decided to transition from barn owl to barnet owl. But we’re talon you now, this look is a keeper! You look twit-twoo-tally fantastic.
THAT’S GOING TO NEED MORE THAN ONE FLUSH, HALLE
Somebody’s feeling at least three tonnes lighter. Either Halle’s laid a Berry large egg or that all-you-can-eat buffet has finally mad
