THE WEEK IN PICTURES
FOX WALKS DOG
That’ll be Julia Fox –for it is she hiding under that full face of geisha-goth slap. All credit to her for making the effort, but it’s what comes with having such a good-looking pooch. She’s one high-maintenance bitch. The dog, obvs.
IT’S THE LITTLE MIMI
Recently-single Mariah Carey is done with all those dry land dudes –her next dream lover needs to sea her for the beautiful mermaid she is. Let’s hope she doesn’t catch crabs looking for her lobster.
GIGI: ‘WHERE SHOE GO, I FOLLOW’
As asupermodel, Gigi Hadid knows it’s important to keep up with all the current trends. Unfortunately, this latest footwear fad seems to have run away from her. Luckily, it was only akitten heel. Imagine if it were amule –carnage.
Needs to be brought to heel
THAT WON’T GET YOU ON THE MASKED SINGER, VICKY
We love you, Vicky Pattison, so we’re telling you as a friend that your attempt to get on TMS is a bit, well, half-masked. Soz, hun.
RIHANNA GETS THE ‘DENISE WELCH’
Keen to keep things spicy, bad gal Ri-Ri and fiancé A$AP Rocky have been trying some Loose Women-based roleplay. Her Coleen Nolan really got him in the mood for dancing, romancing and a li
