Matt gets sweaty with new ride. In some woods. With other men…

ROYAL ENFIELD BEAR 650 2708 MILES

Paris to Tokyo. Budget-ish airlines will fly you for as little as 300 quid. Although for that price you get a free 20 hour stopover and an imprint of your seat neighbour’s elbow in your ear lobe. Or,

Two-time British champion turned commentator writes for MCN every month

Tony Moss and his wife Marike cross the North Sea to sail around Britain anticlockwise, braving the Scottish summer along the way

(whatever your budget!)