“i find simon hiding in a wardrobe’

The stakes are high in VAMPYR

After a glass of wine, I found myself plastered – and not in a good way.

In his long career running one of Britain’s most successful specialist cleaning companies, Ben Giles has had to deal with every kind of mess: blood-spattered murder scenes, caked-on snot, even decomposing whales. He shares his secrets with Tom Lamont

Having made his name filing the serial numbers ...

I’ve had ghostly experiences working on top TV shows… and my latest shoots are the spookiest yet!

Creeper ’s new album is a rich, lascivious feast of vampires and rock’n’roll theatre, Jim Steinman-style. But the real Creeper story starts with shoestring punk gigs, DIY video shoots, community spirit, hard work and… er, sales work.