“i just beat a satanic monk to death with a lavatory seat, and it felt good”

PAINKILLER returns, and this time it’s brought friends

IN A GAME FILLED WITH HORROR CLICHÉS, THIS ONE NATURALLY BEGINS ON A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, WHEN A COUPLE OF KIDS ENTER AN ABANDONED MANSION. JOIN US AS WE TOO STEP INSIDE THE SPLATTERHOUSE – AND IF YOU’RE FEELING FAINT, JUST KEEP REPEATING, “IT’S ONLY A VIDEOGAME… ONLY A VIDEOGAME…”

BEING CHARMING IN

LANAESTHETIC

SKIN DEEP , Blendo’s first game in seven years, is a small triumph

OLD GAMES, NEW PERSPECTIVES