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Dick Ray-Tracing is who PC gamers go to for help when no one else will. This month’s case: THE FINAL PWN

Dick Ray-Tracing is who PC gamers go to for help when no one else will. This month’s case: THE FINAL PWN

Dick Ray-Tracing is who PC gamers go to for help when no one else will. This month’s case: THE FINAL PWN

IN A GAME FILLED WITH HORROR CLICHÉS, THIS ONE NATURALLY BEGINS ON A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, WHEN A COUPLE OF KIDS ENTER AN ABANDONED MANSION. JOIN US AS WE TOO STEP INSIDE THE SPLATTERHOUSE – AND IF YOU’RE FEELING FAINT, JUST KEEP REPEATING, “IT’S ONLY A VIDEOGAME… ONLY A VIDEOGAME…”

IT was what Wendy’s mum would have called a “mulling things over” day. As Wendy gazed out of the café window, puffy clouds sailed in a sky of stone-washed denim. It was the sort of day she and Ray had

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