FIVE-STAR FRIGHTS NOT TO BE MISSED

SFX’s time machine hurls us back to a random month once again

9 FEBRUARY

8 FEBRUARY

Life is not real – you are just a projection inside the brain of an insect in space. So you might as well just watch TV all day. Thanks, space insect!

Do you like scary movies? Then you should score highly. If not… well, let’s just say we have a loved one gaffer-taped to a chair