Please stop banning the personalised plates we might all enjoy, requests TGTV’s Sam Philip
The DVLA was recently hit with a Freedom of Information request ordering it to publish a full list of banned numberplates for the March ‘24’ cycle: all plates deemed at risk of offending right-minded citizens. The investigative journalists behind this request? Plates4Less, a website selling personalised numberplates.
Now, personally I’d rather pop my most delicate extremities in an air fryer than drive a car with a personalised plate. But hey, it’s a free country, and if you’re the sort of person fine with blowing a month’s salary on a combination of letters and numbers that vaguely resemble your name provided you a) squint heavily and b) cannot spell, then knock yourself out.
Unless, that is, your name happens to vaguely resemble one of the 330 or so recently prohibited combos. Because the DVLA did indeed publish its banned list in full (thus rather undermining the ‘not causing offence’ principle), and it is indeed... nowhere near as offensive as you’d hope, sorry.
Sure, some of the list could be construed as at least mildly rude: GO24 HEL, SH24 GGD, BO24 LOC, etc. But plenty of the ‘offensive’ plates are, to put it mildly, a stretch. For example: GB24 DWN. I’ve spent plenty of time looking at that one, and unless a ‘bzadwn’ is some new slang for a proper wrong ’un, I believe we’re meant to decode it as ‘Great Britain, 2024, down’.
Squinting my way through the list, I felt intensely sorry for the poor DVLA lackey responsible for studying every alphanumeric combo for potential offence. “But hang on. If the car lands upside down in a ditch, and every other character on its numberplate happens to spontaneously combust, an innocent passerby might misread it as ‘bum’...”
Here’s the banned plate that really got me: AF24 ART. Yes, we all know what it (near
