TF SAVES YOU THE COST OF A MOVIE EVERY MONTH. THIS ISSUE: GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE…
FADE IN:
EXT: HOLLOW EARTH KING KONG brutally kills some giant cat monsters in unexpectedly gruesome ways, but then gets upset about a toothache. Meanwhile, DR REBECCA HALL is interviewed on TV.
DR REBECCA HALL
Everything is fine. Kong lives in a science-defying vortex at the centre of the Earth, and Godzilla is regularly killing big monsters and destroying cities. It’s fine!
EXT: BARBADOS
Unusual activity is detected in Hollow Earth. DR REBECCA HALL’s adopted daughter KAYLEE HOTTLE senses it, too. Rather anticlimactically, KONG surfaces to see a dentist.
DAN STEVENS
Hey, everyone! I’m an unconventional vet with a wacky energy and will be the only person in this film having any fun. Now let’s whip out that tooth using helicopter surgery!
BRIAN TYREE HENRY
Look! This temple is populated by Iwi tribespeople, the same tribe that your adopted daughter Kaylee Hottle is from. They’re an extremely wise people.
INT: TEMPLE
GODZILLA wakes up from another nap with a new pink mohawk. KING KONG goes to him for help but they just fight instead at the expense of some Egyptian pyramids.
DR REBECCA HALL
The Iwi tribe leaders are taking Kaylee to resurrect Mothra! I wonder how?
It’s not explained. MOTHRA rises and stops the fight between KING KONG and GODZILLA so that they can all go back to Hollow Earth and fight SKAR KING and SHIMO.
BRIAN TYREE HENRY
In case you thought this wasn’t chaotic enough, they are now going to fight in zero gravity! There’s science behind all of this, apparently.
There are now six giant monsters float-fighting. They get sucked to Rio de Janeiro and fight some more. Eventually SHIMO’s crystal is destroyed so they all gang up and kill SKAR KING.
BRIAN TYREE HENRY
I think the readings are a distress signal.
If you need a team of experts to travel to Hollow Earth, I should come, too, because I am a failing podcaster.
The tribe worships a big moth. They communicate telepathically with KAYLEE HOTTLE, but luckily DR REBECCA HALL discovers hieroglyphics so she can explain everything aloud for the audience.
DR REBECCA HALL
Yay! The monsters defeated the other
