He’s my lover not my grandad!

Andrea couldn’t stop drooling over her father’s best buddy, and it didn’t go unnoticed...

THE WAY I SEE IT... Wise words from our feisty, fearless and funny columnist

I WAS only five when Elaine first came into my life. She was tall and dark skinned, with a perfume that smelled of roses and big necklaces in bright colours that bounced as she laughed. Whenever my da

MUM?” Becky said. “When did you know Dad was the man for you?” “What? Pretty early, I think,” Frances replied, taken aback. “It’s so far in the past, I can’t remember.” “It’s important. Try and think

I’D just let Joey, my young Labrador, off the lead when I saw Spike for the first time. It was early; the grass was drenched in dew and there were few people about. He was a powerful-looking man stand

I’m proof that you’re never too old for a thrill