There is plant-parenthood hope for us all
Your Uber ’s here. Where are you?
A In the shower.
B Changing (again), with one eye on my phone.
C Ready to go. I literally just got the notification.
D Gathering my group to meet me out front while sweet-talking the driver.
You’re most likely to spend your time off on…
A Nothing. I’m using it all for my big 2023 getaway, seeing as it rolls over each year. Wait, what do you mean it doesn’t roll over?
B Sporadic mental health days. Planning is work.
C Just one long weekend with the gals. I like my job!
DA pre-planned multicountry tour through Asia.
How much sunlight do you get in your place?
A Um... none. BI have windows, so?
C More than enough, according to Google.
D Exposure in the south and east corners.
Your friend asks you to dog-sit for the weekend. How do you prepare?
AI don’t. She’s dropping off the dog, I think?
BI mean, there’s no chocolate or metal nails lying around, so I think I’m good.
CI stocked up on puppy pads, even though he’s allegedly house-trained.
DI ordered dog-proofing accessories and vegan chew toys before she finalised her travel plans.
Real quick: where’s your phone right now?
A Idk or I’d be on it.
B If I grope around a one-metre radius, it will probably turn up.
C On the table.
D Tucked neatly into my tote bag’s designated phon
