All about you
Because you’re levelling up and choosing peace this year
1. Name a song that represents your typical Christmas mood:
a The drama-filled I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.
b Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer because you’re gunning for your own unsung hero status.
c The always iconic and belt-out-worthy Let It Snow!
Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
2. Okay, let’s get into your fave *wholesome* seasonal situation. Pick one:
a Jokes flying around during a spirited family board game night.
b Watching your loved ones open all of the gifts that you thoughtfully selected for them.
c The matching PJs and adorable group-photo ops.
3. What’s a festive gathering responsibility that you slay every single time?
a Giving a hilarious toast. Something about taking centre stage just feels natural to you.
b Writing a sentimental Christmas card message, bigging up each family member.
c Decorating every room to absolute aesthetic perfection. You want your guests to gasp.
4. It’s Christmas Eve and over drinks, your distant aunt makes a loud and shady quip about your recent break-up. What’s your retort?
a A harsh (true) observation about her own relationship.
b A tight smile before slipping away to rant to the group chat.
c Assurance that you’re ‘perfectly fine, thank you – anyway, how’s everyone else?’
5. Which (currently) non-existent device would be the most handy for you during this time of the year?
a An emotional thermometer that flags when a conversation has the potential to get dicey.
b A mind-reading tool that takes your gift-giving skills from amazing
