Dating mr darcy

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It’s been nearly two weeks since my potential ‘girlfriend’ returned from her skiing trip –and she still hasn’t found the time to catch up face-to-face –hmm.

To be honest, I just don’t know how to describe our ‘situation’ and this lack of clarity is making me atad paranoid.

For those who may not be up to speed, Ibumped into an ex from 25 years ago in adeli and the chemistry was still there. She was single but she did have two cats –and an expensive automatic cat poop machine. We dated for amonth, during which time Ihappened to glimpse a text message flash up on her phone saying: ‘Happy New Year, Gorgeous…’ with anumber, no name attached. Anyway, I didn’t mention the text, partly because I couldn’t say ‘I was looking at your phone…’ and days later, she went skiing.

Since then, I’ve turned into an online private eye trying to figure out: are there any exes she is in touch with? Were there any men on the trip? And do any of them fancy her?!

It’s amazing what rabbit holes you can disappear down at 3am while following a particular online thread looking at likes, comments and photographs in the pursuit of ‘the truth’.

Let’s be honest, I should really have been dedicating my time to thinking about why I’m behaving like alovesick teenager. I thought therapy had solved that bad habit…

It’s ashame if this relationship doesn’t work out because we’re roughly the same age and, truth be told, I don’t want to be sitting opposite someone talking about the eviction on Love Island, while I really want to talk about which fish oils will help my creaky knee!

He’s well-known, extremely handsome, and lived in Hollywood, rubbing shoulders with A-listers for years. But now he’s home, this single dad proves finding love second-time around isn’t much easier for men…

But I’m having my doubts… Last night, after agreat phon

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